if I were tall and blonde
if my profile picture belonged
on the cover of Vogue or Elle–
You never can tell a face by its features,
or beautiful thoughts from beautiful creatures.
If anyone could, none would be teachers.
we ought to go behind the bleachers.
– Leon Vance
Well, this is it. The time has come to ix-nay the offee-cay.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Help me! Heeeelp meeeeeee!
(Amazing how The Fly applies to caffeine-related situations…)
Anywho, accountability is key, so…
Don’t let me get me. I’m a hazard to myself.
Will it to me, Riggs!
I think I can. I think I can. I think…