Perhaps

Perhaps
if I were tall and blonde
if my profile picture belonged
on the cover of Vogue or Elle–
Ah, well!–
You never can tell a face by its features,
or beautiful thoughts from beautiful creatures.
If anyone could, none would be teachers.
And now,
I think,
we ought to go behind the bleachers.

Cold Turkey

Knowing Gibbs, coffee run. Man practically mainlines caffeine.

– Leon Vance

Well, this is it. The time has come to ix-nay the offee-cay.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Help me! Heeeelp meeeeeee!

(Amazing how The Fly applies to caffeine-related situations…)

Anywho, accountability is key, so…

Don’t let me get me. I’m a hazard to myself.

Will it to me, Riggs!

I think I can. I think I can. I think…