Out of the many, one…
I am a cynical man. But then, I was born in the Show Me State.
And now, we wait for Tuesday.
My fellow Missourians, a pale rider cometh, face streaked with the orange residue of FakeBake, hair askew, arms akimbo, wearing his hate on his sleeve, to tell you he can “Make America Great Again!”
Don’t fall for it. Be your proudly mulish selves, stubborn by birthright, and demand proof of life (and/or neural activity). Make him make a point, not an empty promise.
And when that point proves dull, turn around and kick him in the ass like the magnificent long-ears only you can be.
Do us a solid, Missouri…
Send the jackass packing.