Hello. My name is America. And I’m a gunaholic…


See? Now you never have to do another one of those again. You just roll that clip after the next gun tragedy. Which will probably be before Thanksgiving.

Jessica Williams
The Daily Show

October 5, 2015

Oct. 9, 2015–

Reports of a shooting on the campus of Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff. One dead, three wounded. This comes 8 days after the “one before that,” on the campus of Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon.

That’s all I’m going to say about that, because I’m tired of saying things from the heart when so many others seem to be talking out their asses. And covering their eyes and ears. And pretending guns aren’t really involved.

If the first step toward a cure is admitting you have a problem, then we are still light years away.

Hello. My name is America. And I’m a gunaholic…

Mass shootingsRing any bells…?